Well kids, I tried, but despite my best efforts I appear to now have two jobs - at least for the time being. At first it was "you'll have a two week transition period to wrap things up!" and then it was "Ok maybe three weeks" and then suddenly my old boss assigned me three new workstreams to me and I was like hold up. Except I didn't say that... instead I was like NO PROBLEM I WILL DO ALL THE THINGS.
It is really not that bad. I honestly prefer to be crazy-busy, because when I am not constantly occupied I tend to lose focus, so this is probably a good thing for my overall productivity. Instead of whining about how I apparently now work for two (three? possibly four?) people I will elect to pull a Mycroft and see if having my fingers in a number of pies can help in my quest for eventual world domination.
And on an unrelated note, here is a picture of some french toast I ate this weekend in Chicago:
And another of my sister wearing a tiger mask:
And decipher this, if you dare:
That is all.